Guests say
Joan’s Cottage is highly praised for its beautiful, tranquil location near Keswick, offering stunning views and direct access to Whinlatter Forest. Guests appreciate the spacious, well-equipped interior, comfortable beds, and abundance of games and entertainment. Wildlife sightings and the soothing sound of the beck add to the charm. While most found the cottage clean and inviting, a few noted minor cleaning and maintenance issues, such as a sagging mattress and sticky dining table. Overall, guests consistently enjoy their stays and would happily return, making it a popular choice for a relaxing Lake District getaway.
Most guests found the cottage clean and well-presented, though a few mentioned specific issues such as unemptied bins and a sticky dining table. These were exceptions rather than the norm.
The location is widely celebrated for its peaceful setting, beautiful views, proximity to Keswick, and immediate access to walking trails and Whinlatter Forest.
Guests generally found the cottage spacious and the beds comfortable, though several mentioned a sagging mattress in the main bedroom. The soothing sound of the river and homely atmosphere were appreciated.
The cottage is described as well-equipped, with a comprehensive kitchen, games, books, and entertainment options. Some minor maintenance issues were noted, such as a noisy bathroom fan and low kitchen doorway.
There are no mentions of welcome gifts or extra thoughtful touches in the reviews, so a score cannot be provided for this category.
About this property
A detached high standard cottage situated in an elevated tranquil setting nestling into the slopes of Whinlatter in woodland surroundings..
Ground Floor:
Living/dining room: TV, DVD Player, CD Player, DAB Radio, DVDs, Gas Fire
Kitchen: Electric Oven, Electric Hob, Microwave, Fridge/Freezer, Dishwasher, Washing Machine
Living room 2: (No TV)
Shower Room: Cubicle Shower, Toilet
First Floor:
Bedroom 1: Double (4ft 6in) Bed, Single (3ft) Bed
Bedroom 2: Double (4ft 6in) Bed
Bedroom 3: 2 x Single (3ft) Beds
Bathroom: Bath With Shower Over, Toilet.
Gas central heating, gas, electricity, bed linen, towels and Wi-Fi included. Cot and highchair available.. Lawned garden with two gravelled patio areas, sitting-out area and garden furniture. Private parking for 3 cars. Visit England 4 Star. No smoking. Please note: Sorry, no hen or stag parties. There are significant drops within the grounds. Visit England 4 Star.. This detached cottage is situated in an idyllic location on the banks of Comb Beck and enjoys an elevated, tranquil setting with magnificent views of Skiddaw. The property nestles into the slopes of Whinlatter in woodland surroundings with significant drops in the grounds, including low walls and drops in the garden. Stepping inside, the living and dining room features a cosy ambience with a coal-effect fire, providing warmth and a charming focal point, a perfect socialising spot after a day’s adventures. The well-equipped kitchen boasts modern conveniences, including a dishwasher and washing machine, making household chores a breeze. With these appliances at your disposal, you can effortlessly maintain cleanliness and efficiency There’s an additional sitting room from where you can sink into the plush sofa with a good book, and completing the ground floor is the shower room, a convenient space to cleanse.
Upstairs, the three bedrooms offer a comfortable and versatile sleeping arrangement, with a combination of double and single beds. This allows for flexibility in accommodating different sleeping preferences and group sizes, ensuring a restful and personalized experience for all occupants. accommodating different sleeping preferences and group sizes, ensuring a restful and personalized experience for all occupants. You’ll also find the second bathroom here, featuring a practical and versatile design, with a shower positioned over the bath, allowing for both quick shows and a bubbly soak.
The hamlet of Seldom Seen sits above Thornthwaite, just 2 miles from Bassenthwaite Lake, 3 miles from the bustling tourist town of Keswick and 9 miles from the quieter market town of Cockermouth. Thornthwaite and its surrounding area offer a plethora of attractions and activities to explore. From picturesque hiking trails, sailing, fishing, nature walks and mountain biking opportunities from the doorstep to charming local shops and cafes. Visitors can immerse themselves in the beauty of the countryside while enjoying the warm hospitality of the community. Additionally, nearby attractions such as historical landmarks, museums, and scenic viewpoints provide ample opportunities for cultural enrichment and breathtaking views of the surrounding landscapes.
Free WiFi
Children must be supervised on site due to possible safety hazards.
There are drops in the garden.
No stag, hen or other party bookings allowed.
There is open water in the property grounds.
The wood burner in the back sitting room is no longer in use and is ornamental only.Cot hire, £10 and highchair hire, £5.
Reviews (16)
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Confirmed Guest
This was our 5th stay at Joan’s Cottage. We have been coming since 2005. It really is a fantastic place to stay. Our only reservation this time was that the mattress had ‘gone’ on one side in the big far bedroom (I guess it needs replacing - hence the ‘good’ rather than ‘excellent’ for comfort). This precipitated one of us sleeping in the single bed. Nevertheless we had a marvellous time! Always a memorable trip.
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Confirmed Guest
Beautiful and spacious house next to a beautiful beck. My partner saw red squirrels but I did not! The double mattress in the largest bedroom could do with replacing- poor night sleep on a couple of nights.
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Maggie Gibbs
We love Joan’s Cottage and this was our 4th Christmas there. The setting is tremendous, cottage is warm and spacious and the kitchen has everything you need. Beds are very comfortable. The sound of the river is very soothing. We find it tricky to get live TV channels there but streaming channels are easy to log in to. A super place with great views and opportunities for asking and relaxing in the local area.