Topsey Turvey is a well-equipped, spacious cottage in the heart of Keswick, praised for its central yet peaceful location. Guests appreciate the comfortable living areas, good value for money, and proximity to local amenities and walking trails. The garage and parking permit are valued, though the garage is tight for larger cars. Some minor maintenance and cleanliness issues were noted, particularly with rubbish collection and occasional worn furnishings. Overall, the property offers a cosy and convenient base for exploring Keswick and the Lake District.
Most guests found the cottage clean and tidy, with several describing it as 'very clean' and 'well presented'. However, a few reviews mentioned issues such as mould, dirty bathrooms, and cobwebs, which affected the overall impression. These negative comments were less frequent but notable.
The location is consistently praised as excellent, central, and quiet, with easy access to shops, pubs, the lake, and walking routes. Guests repeatedly highlight the convenience and peacefulness despite being in the town centre.
Guests describe the cottage as comfortable, cosy, and spacious, with good beds and living areas. Some mention worn sofas and minor issues with bedroom ventilation, but overall comfort is rated highly.
The cottage is well-equipped, with a good kitchen, two bathrooms, and useful amenities. The garage and parking permit are appreciated, though the garage is narrow and can be difficult to access. Some minor maintenance issues (e.g., rubbish collection, worn furnishings, broken appliances) were reported.
There are no mentions of welcome gifts or extra thoughtful touches in the reviews, so a score cannot be provided for this category.
Quality Lakeland stone fronted cottage, centrally located in Keswick with magnificent views.. 3 steps to entrance.
Ground Floor:
Utility Room: Washer Dryer
Bedroom 1: Double (4ft 6in) Bed
Ensuite: Cubicle Shower, Toilet
First Floor:
Living room: TV, CD Player, Electric Fire
Kitchen/dining room: Electric Oven, Electric Hob, Microwave, Fridge
Bedroom 2: 2 x Single (3ft) Beds
Bathroom: Bath With Shower Over, Toilet.
Central heating, electricity, bed linen and towels included. Cot.. Front courtyard. Garage parking for 1 medium-size car; parking permit provided for nearby car park. No smoking. Visit England 4 Star.. Converted from the original stable in the yard of the ’Four in Hand Hotel’, this Lakeland stone fronted cottage is ideal for those looking for a quiet hideaway in the centre of Keswick. As the name suggests this upside down style cottage has the living areas on the first floor to take advantage of the magnificent views over the rooftops to Causey Pike and Grisedale.
Julie Daintith
Lovely stay at Topsy Turvey . Location is superb . Permit was a bonus for the car park . Shower was good / powerful / hot. Beds adequate . 2 Settees need replacing , quite worn . Keswick is beautiful. Would recommend.
Sally
This was our second stay in this property. Despite being in a great location just off the main centre of Keswick, we didnt hear any noise. The only downside for us was the lack of parking space for the property. Although a space in one of the long stay car parks comes with the rental-there is no allocated space. Therefore when Keswick was busy (and it was as the weather was on our side) we struggled to find a space so lots of going in circles for us around car parks. But other than that, a great place!
Confirmed Guest
Although the location & amenities were what we expected for the price the cleanliness was not acceptable. The main bathroom had a mouldy bath mat, the air vent was clogged with dirt, the grouting was mouldy and cobwebs hung from the ceiling. The upstairs bathroom was not clean.The fridge was dirty & the skirting boards were very dirty through out the house.There were 3 loose slabs outside the front door one of which was so loose my husband tripped & nearly fell over, we had to remove them to ensure our safety.
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